(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You’re his exact type. If he saw you he’d get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu
Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me…
Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun
The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)
Cleaned everything dusted everything. And the dust will return and its so fucked up
Pride & Prejudice — 2005 | Dir by Joe Wright & based on Jane Austen’s novel
“don’t project YOUR issues onto that fictional man” i’m not even doing anything. he’s doing all that shit himself. sorry for spotting patterns. observing. understanding nuances. i guess
It is good for the soul to microdose being a hater….so long as one remembers to always macrodose minding ones own business….
how do people get over things i have never gotten over anything in my entire life
good afternoon, mythmakers! it’s been really fun getting to read what you are all looking forward to when we open later this week.
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We all have secrets; the ones we keep, and the ones that are kept from us.
Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)
We are here. This is what it means to swim in the tide, to walk the earth and feel it touch your feet. This is what it means to be alive.
Books Read In 2020: Circe - Madeline Miller